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zizino:

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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(Source: sobbinq, via cookie-slut)

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11 minutes ago

lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

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1 hour ago

cookie-slut:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight

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now we wait

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she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes

Is she crying

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2 hours ago

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

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7 hours ago

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

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8 hours ago

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

The Cutest Little hedgehog in the World

Focus on the photographic series Shota Tsukamoto with his hedgehog elected the world’s cutest. Based in Japan, she staged an original and fun way her adorable hedgehog 3 years old.

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11 hours ago

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker, via alreadycalm)

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12 hours ago
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