the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever
sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again
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dumb
If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind
The further they get the more I trust him
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Alice: They were not, as the kids say, “awake”.
Asuna: Don’t you mean “woke”?
Alice: I did mean “woke” but it’s grammatically incoherent.
when you’re just tryin to have a good time but the specter of your own mortality looms like a shadow upon your soul
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Central Park
Manhattan, NY 2019.
Nikon 28ti | Kodak Ultramax 400
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How come when the music speaks to me it’s always yelling?
- The 13th Chair
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When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours
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coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms:
someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
what if it was mario you utter fool
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